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9:57:00 PM I was just playing GTA (YES IT FINALLY WORKS!!!) on my DS just now....and it's so fun. It's my toilet partner. It accompanies me throughout all my ordeals on the toilet seat, endures the pain with me, enjoys the times of relief with me...it's the ideal toilet buddy, really.

ANYWAY, I was playing it just now, and once again, I hit police cars to increase my wanted stars...I enjoy the thrill of being chased by them. Funny. This is the only version that I like to get chased. I think it's cause the cars are relatively easy to drive in this version.

SO! One of the car I was driving in was about to explode, so I got out and started shooting away at the cops. And my wanted star increases...(actually, I don't get it. The police cars, in attempts to chase me, drives over and kills innocent bystanders along the walk paths. :/)

THEN! They chased me all the way to the helicopter pads area where I finally made them crash and took them out. (kinda reminds me of Burnout here...)Alas, I took a look around the area, and found these random guys on baggage trucks going around, so I pushed one guy off and got onto it.

I headed off towards my resting location on my new found baggage truck.

I drove it on the pavement since it was small enough to fit (cause, believe it or not, the cars on the road are EXTREMELY SLOW), and drove over about 4-5 people, and actually KILLING THEM, on my baggage truck. I thought they'd just roll off my car or something, but they actually died.

AMAZINGLY! I did not acquire any wanted stars for that. o_O

Oh oh, and another funny thing was, I saw this lady in a pool of blood on the road, and just nice, the ambulance came, rolled over her, and this paramedic JUMPED(literally) out of the car and started...to save her...while she was under the ambulance.(?)

So, after awhile, the paramedic was done, so I walked up to the lady under the ambulance. I actually tried to hijack the ambulance, but I think you can't. So I just started punching the ambulance, but didn't realise I was punching the lady underneath(? I think it was a bug at that time).

So after the ambulance drove off, the lady underneath had no blood for awhile, and while I was still spamming the punch button, she flew off to the middle of the junction, and landed with another pool of blood (and a scream), and it all happened in an instant.

Huh. I didn't get what happened, but it was funny to watch.